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Fewer parts = fewer parts that can fail.

Boeing should look into this.

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9 points

Too bad they’re not having problems when the interior parts fail.

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1 point

Probably because Boeing don’t make the seats.

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8 points

#ElonTakes

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46 points

Weight repartition and balance is extremely important in an aircraft. If everyone moved to one end of the aircraft it could cause loss of control and crash

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48 points

Skill issue. Pilots need to learn to think on their feet.

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18 points

Why can’t they stay sitting?

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16 points

Their seats weren’t installed either

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8 points

Then they can’t see over the console. Surely you noticed there aren’t any seats, right?

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10 points

DO A BARREL ROLL!

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8 points

Simple solution is to pack enough people in that they can’t move like that

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5 points

Ya, maybe like on seats with, dunno, belts?

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11 points

Sounds space inefficient just add more people instead

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8 points

It’s quite scary to think that you can crash an airplane by having everyone walk to one end

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Why break the cockpit doors when you can just get a bunch of terrorists strategically running around the plane to manipulate it just at the right angle of attack to steer it towards a building?

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7 points

Oh no! Tsa will be taking away our trainers next.

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3 points

This is how we, the people, shall regain power from those pilots who think they know everything!!!

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3 points

a change in weight distribution is cited as one of the reasons for the crash of this us cargo flight in afghanistan.

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2 points

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1981_Pushkin_Tu-104_crash happens more often than people know.

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33 points

They should fly up as high as possible and take a nose dive, then repeat the process. Let’s call it Floating Xperience.

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20 points

It’s Boeing, they do that anyway.

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11 points

Not the repeating part

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11 points

That’s part of astronaut training, they call it the vomit comet.

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1 point

Vomiting in the cockpit sounds a bit difficult to deal with after.

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6 points

The Vomit Comet exists.

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2 points

That’s basically what parabolic flights for simulating low or no gravity are.

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21 points

How about just bunk beds with seat belts or some kind of restraint and a paddled ceiling inside your bed space.

The next dumb thing to having an completely open floor space is in installing seats and normalizing the idea that people should sit in them for 8, 10, 12, 14 hours periods.

The only time we need seats with restraints is in the ten minutes after take off and the ten minutes when landing … the rest of the time, I would prefer if I just slept the entire time.

I’d give up TV, a monitor, music, a window, free food and drinks if airlines just gave me a bare bones option of just being allowed to sleep flat for the entire flight.

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13 points

That’s a thing already and it is called first class.

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9 points

Could never afford it … my point was … I’d pay regular fare to be able to lie flat for the entire flight and you can forget giving me a TV monitor, entertainment, free food, just give me water, don’t even bother with a blanket or pillow … you can even stack me with three or four other bunks above or below me … I don’t even want a window … I don’t want to interact with your staff and I really don’t want to have anything to do with anyone or bother with anyone for the entire flight … just let me sleep in peace for eight hours, it’s cheap and I really don’t care or want any extras.

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3 points

And you still get all the other stuff, so the only thing you have to give up is a lot of money

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8 points

They have that on routes to Floston Paradise.

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8 points

I unironically think this is how plane travel should be. Slide me into a tube and gas me asleep. No peanuts, no crick neck, no risk of hijacking, and no praying and screaming when we slam into a mountain at 900km/h because the pilots had a bad day.

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3 points

There are several ways they could do stacked beds or offset-stacked reclined seats that would not only be more comfortable and provide more room for the passengers, but also allow them to cram more people in the plane.

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2 points

I feel like you could make a laying-down seatbelt (if it crashes, we’re fucked anyway) and I should definitely be able to lay down proper.

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21 points

Then everyone decides to look out the left windows at the grand canyon.

And then slowly shifts to the back of the plane because they want to see it longer.

Soon they’ll see it up close.

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