Ballpitts are never washed. Not even once. However, some kids pee in there. This means there is a 100% chance that all balls in ballpits have been peed on, and not washed at some point.

“Eww,” said Violet. “This ballpit smells bad.”
“Maybe somebody barfed,” said Benny. “Anyway, I’m hungry.”
“You’re always hungry, Benny,” said Jessie.
“Ha-ha, let’s eat!” said Henry.

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stoly@lemmy.world

10 points

6 days ago

You’d be better off claiming that there’s a 100% chance that at least 1 ball has urine on it assuming that 100% of all ball pits have at least one urine incident.

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JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world

5 points

6 days ago

Are ball pits still a thing? I don’t think I’ve seen one in a decade at least.

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