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That doesnā€™t sound like Trump, someone Trumpify it.

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So Elon tells meā€¦ he tells meā€¦ please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, Iā€™m the greatest, the greatest at edging. Iā€™m all for it butā€¦ these peopleā€¦ you canā€™t let 'em have it that easyā€¦ you really canā€™t

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You can tell it really happened because he did not add ā€žSirā€œ.

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This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that itā€™s too ā€œon topicā€. He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I donā€™t know, how much he hates immigrants.

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Yeah it needs to segue into him fixating on something one of his political opponents said and how thatā€™s totally not true and that heā€™s got the best x youā€™ve ever seen. Youā€™ve never seen better x.

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Too coherent for him in 2024. You have to end on a different topic than you started on.

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2 points

yea needs to stop mid sentence and start talking about bald eagles and wind turbines

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6 points

Oh Leon*

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hi, iā€™d like to unread your post please

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I wish I could unread something

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This is the worst genre of fanfic

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