108 points

Canada’s gonna swing the same way next year so you’re not really escaping from anything anyways

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Already swung super anti-immigration as of earlier this year, so the move to Canada plan isn’t going to be as easy either

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But I’m one of the good ones!

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Canada will need to build a giant moat of syrup.

It will drown americans attempting to cross after their diabetic coma hits and they submerge in a sugary tomb.

Like Titanic meets Wall-E.

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Yeah the Trump win is only gonna help conservatives…I really hate them and their leader, but Trudeau has shit the bed for so long that people are just sick of him

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The Liberals are admittedly a stale 3 day old cheap deli sandwich. People want something warm, fresh, and organic. Conservatives check all of those boxes.

Too bad it’s horseshit.

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Skippy will axe the carbon tax which honestly will make people like him enough to ignore some of the… other things he will do. That will lower prices of everything, maybe not to the levels of the beforetime because corpos won’t let that free profit disappear but it will make life easier for many.

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Do you think that this is an import from the US kind of thing, or more of a global trend?

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Definitely seems like a global trend.

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Agreed.

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To be fair, other countries want US citizens even less than the US wants* immigrants.

Do people actually think that the US is alone in anti-immigration sentiment? Do they think it’s different because they’re American?

The US is the one with a giant monument to immigration, at whose feet is a plaque that reads:

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

And if they, of all people, are now against that, what makes Americans think anyone else will want them? It’s delusional.

Many countries shut down immigration to Americans in 2016, after the first round of trump’s policies, and they haven’t opened back up yet, partly because there was a solid chance of this happening again.

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???

It’s easy as piss to emigrate from America as long as you:

Are white, middle class, not provably disabled, not gay, with no criminal history, with at least one million in assets, as long as you don’t have a history of activism, already are hired by a local company, and have a STEM degree.

See?

Easy.

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I checked out Canadian requirements. The first stage of screening asks your name, email and year of birth - which only goes back to 1970. So apparently I’m too old.

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That number specifically indicates that they’re probably using a positive integer amount of seconds since the epoch (jan 1st, 1970). Rookie mistake.

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Hey, that’s not entirely fair. Russia is more than happy to accept Americans, so long as they’re willing to be cannon fodder for a while. I’m pretty sure they’re not even putting an age limit on it. If you survive, you may even get a small flat afterwards. And if you don’t, they may give your parents money for a Lada (providing they were Russian citizens already).

e: link

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IMO any American who wants to emigrate to Russia is welcome to become topsoil in Ukraine.

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The US wants immigrants, MAGA doesn’t want immigrants. And I can fully understand anybody not wanting MAGAs. I wish they would evaporate off the face of the Earth.

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It’s not much better over here anyways, anti trans laws and oil industry dick sucking is ramping up more than ever.

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This comment brought to you by Alberta®

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'Berta *

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I’d ask “what have trans people ever done to anyone” but you could ask the same of any minority they harass (Facism needs a target)

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Seems like it’s only going to get worse, too.

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What anti trans laws are you refering to? I wasn’t aware of that.

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Alberta is about to pass some pretty serious anti-trans legislature that a lot of people are protesting, but we cant really do anything (legally) to stop them

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Well, then kick him out. Or maybe guillotine him out, so that he doesn’t return.

Like, if people were actually that irked that he won, they’d be doing something. But no, from what I hear El Trumpo actually won the popular vote: the US wants to be fascist. Maybe Canada too. (No, not as in the US wants to be Canada… although that’d be an improvement…)

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I’m concerned that there is no doubt this is what America wants.

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Well, it’s more like 15 million people didn’t vote that voted in the last election. Lots of reasons for that 15m, but there was definitely an effort to create pathetic non-voters

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Which means 15m people don’t mind being fascists, which functionally is the same as they actively want to be fascists.

But hey at least they don’t want to be Canada… I guess?

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4 points

…What, being like Canada? 👀

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14 points

So far, it’s only been his supporters trying to kill him. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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At least we’ll always have the ironic laugh at how the US, a country with guns for everyone, didn’t even get a tin medal in shooting the Olympics, and how the US, a country with the 2nd Amendment, can’t even kill a tyrant right.

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I love the assumption that other countries would just take American emigrants.

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It’s a shit ton harder than people realize… well at least to go anywhere in the industrialized world. Unless you are independently wealthy or have an extremely high demand job.

Billy Bob who’s career is working at McDonalds isn’t going to get approved.

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have an extremely high demand job.

I’m banking on this actually. My specialties are, and my wife’s is as well. So I’m reaching out to companies I know with a presence to see what my options are where I’d like to go, and decide from there. I doubt we will be the only ones though, so we’ll see what that ends up looking like.

The only up side is I’m in a very niche specialty with broad experience, have contacts on both sides of the work I do.

I think I’m in a better position than most, and I still think its going to be an uphill battle.

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I’m considering applying for asylum to Ireland

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Lol, good luck with that one.

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