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Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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Blessica Blimpson sounds like a name that someone just made up, but they are just really bad at it.

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agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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Real Jake Jortles energy

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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I think Jarnathan would really appreciate this story.

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boonhet@lemm.ee
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I mean Jarnathan was actually the name of one of the judges though

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MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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Sounds like a name from a parody planet Blearth.

Reminds me of Improvised Star Trek.

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teft@lemmy.world
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Omfg if i met someone named Blessica Blimpson i’m not sure i could contain my laughter.

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DarkThoughts@fedia.io
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Tragedeigh. Blessica would be made fun of regardless of the last name. Name her Jessica and use Blessica as a cutesy moniker if you have to, but those idiotic names are just a recipe for disaster and should be considered child abuse.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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Blessica is a real name used in the Phillipines. Expand your cultural horizons a little bit, dude.

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magnetosphere@fedia.io
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For a second, I was grateful for the interesting, useful information in the first sentence. Your second sentence is unnecessarily condescending and obnoxious, though.

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Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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Yeah and Ernest is a name in North America but that doesn’t mean it’s not a stupid fucking name.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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oh, so you’re just racist

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glimse@lemmy.world
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Neveah is a real name used in the US. And it’s dumb as hell.

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DarkThoughts@fedia.io
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floofloof@lemmy.ca
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My last name is Schmimpson and my daughter Schmessica has never complained.

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tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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Blimpson isn’t actually anyone’s name though, right?

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Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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I actually knew a Blumpkin in college. Dude was chill as fuck but that name was hilarious.

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