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The lasagna knows not of your arbitrary timekeeping, Jon.

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The trick is to have an automatic feeder and not bother to adjust the clock for DST

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But those are useless when you have one greedy dog. The others will starve.

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Kill the greedy fucker, problem solved.

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Thanks for the advice, Kristi Noem.

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I’m pissed too. Presidential candidates have fluoride on their platforms but not this? This nonsense needs to end.

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Yes, we need to teach dogs how to tell time!

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What’s the fluoride reference?

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Omfg, wow. Didn’t expect that to be at the top of their agenda

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At one point in Trump’s presidency, it seemed like he was pursuing the daylight saving isssue, making the DST the standard, but he never brought it up again.

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Sometimes trump hears a policy suggestion and it becomes an earworm for him. Then he’ll keep repeating that earworm until it’s out of his head.

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I found out my automatic feeder is just ignoring daylight savings time. I’m getting the notifications “an hour early”, and the app acknowledges them as being an hour early, but it still checks off the correct feeding time in the app, so I guess it all works out?

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We’re watching my in-laws cats and we’ve decided to just randomly show up. They have dry food but when we show up we give them the fancy feast, and now they’re conditioned to greet us at the door and they’re always excited

Edit: upon further contemplation I think her parents are gonna be really confused when they come back and the cats are just randomly hanging around them whenever they walk in the house. Maybe we made a mistake lol

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