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On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don’t do that to strangers.

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Seems like a Florence Nightingale set up. Go get some, OP.

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Man, if you’re throwing rizz for three months, you ain’t throwing rizz.

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… So should I stop trying to date 😩

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Maybe just aim lower.

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Well, are you?

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He Rizzed in his pants

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