107 points

sm

What’s that in adult?

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51 points

Something

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30 points

Scarlet Monastery

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Goddamned Whitemane!

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27 points

I’m pretty sure it means “some”, given the context

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24 points

What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?

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u nvr no

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7 points

I’m pretty sure that, with autocorrect, it’s harder to write sm than some, so idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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2 points

different tone

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27 points

Sadomasochism

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14 points

shitting myself

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7 points

Streetlight Manifesto

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2 points

🎺🎸🤘😎

Say them in person two years ago. Great band.

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4 points

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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90 points

On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don’t do that to strangers.

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76 points

Man, if you’re throwing rizz for three months, you ain’t throwing rizz.

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16 points

… So should I stop trying to date 😩

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8 points

Maybe just aim lower.

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74 points

Maybe she’s autistic

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auties usually spot other auties easily

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17 points

Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.

Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.

But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)

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9 points

Misread this as “aunties” and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.

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2 points

I wonder if I’m an autie or just dumb

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73 points

Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind “sm” or “smth”. I hope that trend dies.

“Rizz” on the other hand is a fantastic term.

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37 points

“Sm” seems too short but “smth” has been used for decades.

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13 points

Smh

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10 points

I still don’t know what that means , but I always read it as “Shit in My Hands”

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6 points

Well that’s a different thing, as it’s not an abbreviation, but an acronym. Which is why that actually gave me pause after years of using “smth” online, because I always read “smh” as “something” instead of “shaking my head.”

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13 points

I though it stood for “sadomasochism” and was trying to figure out what that meant here.

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It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.

The times have surely changed. Kids and their fancy ass key rings… all I got was a titty twister & a loogey in the palm.

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Right now it’s popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It’s an art form in the slang world apparently

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