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we are primates
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one already wrote shakespeare
I call false on the findings
What part of “infinite” was unclear in the instructions?
i think that milestone has already been achieved – at least in terms of the expected quality of the final manuscript.
have you read the da vinci code?
If you actually had infinite monkeys it would be the first thing a very large (infinite) amount would type.
Kind of selfish of that monkey really.
Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds
Maybe the monkey can be a little less of a dick, for science?!
It could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:
Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.
Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs
Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can’t publish this! Earth is doomed!
*More clicketyclacks *
Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is…
Trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: To be…
Louder trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: … or not…
Very loud trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!
Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow
