I don’t care if it’s November 1st, Halloween is a state of mind.

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I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

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Not until you’re on cam begging SilverDaddy66 to lift your tail up and gape you

You’re safe. Go enjoy your weekend

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There is another :3

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It’s throwing a steak on the ground and running

…right?

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Let’s just say the word “knot” will have one more meaning after were done :3

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holds up knotted BD dildo

ALRIGHT! A REAL ONE!

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This is the second time tonight I’m posting this exact comment (after this sentence):

This statement is upsetting.

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But how would you tie a steak in a knot? You’re going to have to be a lot more specific

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Also missing: A veterinary visit.

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All of my dogs have loved our current vet. I’ve tried a couple other vets that were closer to me at different times, and my current vet is the only one that our dogs have been excited to visit in the 20 years since we met her.

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Two thing:

1, mistletoe? Was unaware of that lore.

B, when I worked nightshift security, I wrote an urban fantasy novel (that has since been lost :( ), in the form of security log entries about a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere. Tons of funny shit, but my favorites were the feral werewolf pups that would occasionally get inside, and had to be scared off with the vacuum cleaner.

Also, the vampires who were sitting shiva for themselves.

The ghosts who were haunting the warehouse, but only on weekends and holidays, as a vacation.

I need to rewrite it. It was honestly some of my best writing

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Are they Jewish vampires?

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Yeah, the main character was based off of an ex girlfriend, who was a major goth/vamp girl, and Jewish.

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a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere.

I’ve seen that movie.

It was not very good.

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Just make sure to keep the mistletoe below you at all times

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