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A QA engineer walks into a bar...(lemmy.world)

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danc4498@lemmy.world
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A developer walks into a bar and orders one Budweiser’); DROP TABLE bartenders;

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SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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A table falls over and drops on the foot of the developer

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stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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Thank god, finally a bar that sells lizards and kills people who spend to much time in the bathroom, this place is perfect.

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masterofn001@lemmy.ca
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I’m reading this while sitting on the toilet. Do I have anything to worr… Oh fuck! I’m on fire! Help!

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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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Did they order Bobby Tables beers though

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JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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Bobby ordered beers for the table, stack overflow caused them to black out

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qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
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An SEO specialist walks into a bar, saloon, watering hole, place to get drinks, neighborhood bar, dive bar, best mixed drinks, beer on tap…

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The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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Isn’t it weird that their job title is QA Engineer when their goal is to break stuff?

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taladar@sh.itjust.works
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Who else is going to engineer the tools to break stuff?

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No1@aussie.zone
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QA Terrorist?

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