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Houses like this are why I have 4 costumes.

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Ugh, please tell me you saved me a gummer.

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I always get that one kid that hoovers the whole pile and ruins it for everyone.

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You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?

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I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.

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Ugh this has to be the week I give up blow

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Someone from mastodon should retoot this

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