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Apologies for being slightly tasteless, but - investigators reportedly heard food had allegedly been handled by an individual known to be ‘full of shit’ in a recent incident.

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People everywhere googling whether consuming bronzer + saturated fat leads to E. coli

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Weird how this happened right after Trump was there! So sad

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Do you understand what I am saying?

THERE IS SHIT IN THE MEAT.

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There is shit everywhere apparently since our veggies are getting tainted with pathogens as well.

I guess ‘employees must wash hands’ is only a suggestion these days.

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Well it certainly was for Trump, he refused.

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Yep. He said his hands were clean. I’ve said a couple of times in other threads that translates to me as doesn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom.

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Yes. There’s shit on your counter too. There’s shit on your toothbrush. There’s shit on you spinach. There’s literally shit everywhere.

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Fun Fact! There’s more fecal matter on your phone than on the average toilet seat

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Well I don’t clean my phone when I drip pee on it so that makes sense.

What?

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So Boar’s Head, then BrucePac (who make meat for Costco, Trader Joes, Amazon products), and now McDs.

118 years later, we’ve forgotten what we’ve already learned the hard way: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jungle

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I’m still pissed off at Boar’s Head. wtf, they make good meat.

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I saw this last night.

Let the memes roll.

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