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Reading all these adventure books and comics made me really fear quicksand as a child… I was living in East Berlins suburbs. The most comparable thing to quicksand would have been a mud puddle!

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When I was a kid there was a Norwegian children movie called “The hunt for the kidney stone” where a kid travels into the body of his sick grandpa to find out what’s wrong with him (kidney stone). After the movie I asked my mom what kidney stones are, and where they come from. “You can get them if you eat too much salt, for example” she says, and after that I was TERRIFIED every time my parents would put salt on anything.

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I read a story somewhere of someone getting them from the oxalates in peanut butter.

They were eating like 1 kg a week for a month or two though.

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I just found out spinach is crazy high in them too! I love spinach…

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I was always worried about perfectly round holes in the ground and falling into them. Looney Tunes really over-represented how common they were.

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Especially since anyone can paint them on the floor anywhere!

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They also led me to believe that quicksand would be a bigger hazard in everyday life.

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Happened to me once. I was super drunk walking home and didn’t see an open manhole in front of me. I got super lucky, though.

From my drunk perspective, I’m just walking along when suddenly the ground is nearly at my eye level. Then I realised I’m dangling there, with only my head and elbows outside. I dragged myself out and continued on home.

I have no idea how I managed to fall inside with both my legs at the same time and why my arms didn’t hurt like hell, not even in the morning.

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The part of the brain that goes “we’re doing reflexes now and you don’t get a say” is wild.

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I don’t think reflexes were involved here, more likely it was lucky arm positioning at the right time. But what do I know? I wasn’t quite there to witness it.

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Chubbyemu made me fear gas station sushi.

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gas station sushi

I didn’t know those 3 words existed in that combination and I’m frankly appalled that they do

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For every time someone eats gas station sushi, someone has to eat a PB&J from a 5-Star restaurant to maintain the balance of the universe; otherwise you get weird things happening like The Fruit of the Loom logo losing the cornucopia, or Donald Trump becoming president.

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Chubbyemu made me fear a lot of things

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A lot of things make me fear gas station sushi.

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And you’d deserve it for saying “on accident”

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Don’t forget ‘for no reason’. As opposed to reasonable accidents.

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Are accidents an accident if it didn’t happened accidentally?

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Then they’re incidents.

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Isnt “for no reason” referring to why the person feared that, not that the accident had no reason?

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