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Don’t forget LaTeX!

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I can see Word, PowerPoint and Outlook as stupid.

But Excel is perfect! You can’t say You have mastered it.

Even if You have written a book about Excel, it transcends You.

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Unpopular opinion time: but give me a csv and a python script any day over excel.

I can’t count the hours I spend cleaning up and debugging xlsx files from customers that were completely unusable due to excels automatic data type feature.

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Excel is, almost certainly, the single most important and influential piece of software in almost every business.

Excel can do anything, including so many things it shouldn’t.

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It’s turning complete, so it’s should be able to do anything. Power point is also turning complete, but not practical. Excel is practical enough to get started then moving on to something better gets hard because people depend on those excel sheets.

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I’m not sure, if it’s autocorrect or misinformation, but it’s “Turing complete”, after Alan Turing.

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Excel does too many things. A better price of software would do less.

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I can’t tell if this is ironic or not, because it genuinely feels like Microsoft believes this when you look at the absolute disgrace “New” Outlook is.

For Microsoft, “Modern, sleek, streamlined” are just marketing terms for “We got lazy, made a less useful wed-based product, and you’ll have to accept it, at the same price, while we save money on development.”

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Those are different categories of problems.

Excel really does too much. Biologists literally renamed a genom because Excel kept turning it into a date. If any other database did that, the vendor would hear a friendly but stern “get fucked”.

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I will always appreciate a true Excel power user. I’ve seen some black magic shit.

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Yeah, but it’s the kind of black magic where you accidentally summon Cthulhu and only notice it, after he destroyed half of the city.

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What is stopping you from proposing better software?

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Never worked in a corporate environment?

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Sure I have.

If you spin it by saying it would improve productivity, they’ll listen and pretend it was their idea all along.

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Or (way more likely) they’ll just not listen or find excuses. That’s how large corporations work. Do you really think, you’d be the first one to propose that maybe excel isn’t the best tool for the job?

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Dude, I’m a surgical tech - my job is to stand in an OR and be a surgeon’s bitch while we’re flaying some fucker open. …and I still spend what feels like 90% of my day on Outlook -_-

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I think you’re supposed to Inlook during surgery.

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