23 points
A DARE officer once scared me off of drinking water for two days because he literally never used the words “alcohol” or “beer” to a crowd of six years olds. Just “drinking is bad.”
9 points
13 points
Sounds like a skill issue, fuck them kids
6 points
David Cross talked about if you see a crying child and ask why and they say, “that man won’t buy us beer,” the response should be, “ok, I’ll buy you some beer.” Only he said it funnier than I did.
LET THE CHILDREN DRINK!
(shut up, it’s sarcasm, I only think they should smoke crack.)
5 points
why would some kids die because I can’t drink until I’m 21?
2 points
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They shoulda just had some hwatcha at 3am SLURP
