202 points

I know candid HD photography isn’t complimentary to a lot of people, but holy shit he looks like a fucking zombie.

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130 points

That’s pretty much what he is. That fucker is kept going by nothing but malice.

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64 points

and pseudoephedrine

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3 points

Isn’t that allergy medicine and an antihistamine? How does that keep you going?

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32 points
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PREVIOUSLY… ON “THE WALKING DEAD.”

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3 points

Man stop reminding me that I still haven’t finished season 23894892348923892

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15 points

And cofveve.

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20 points

He’s a Litch

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58 points

That’s not fair. Liches are smart and competent, and had to earn their position through hard work and dedication.

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Oh, now I have an idea for a new BBEG: A lich that got to their position by taking advantage of their privilege and refuses to acknowledge it.

Definitely should be fully fleshed out (no pun intended) by flavoring with historical Trump actions like blaming minorities for everything (“that jogger was violently assaulted by these 5 goblins that simply happen to be nearby”), refusing to pay contractors for services rendered (“great job building my phylactery, it would be a shame if you got deported before I paid you”), using populist rhetoric to blame progressives for the problems caused by capitalism (“Minions, I know your wages are low, but it’s those adventurers fault for donating gold to the orphanage and causing all this inflation”). When he flees the adventurers, they could be slowed by a magical spell called “malicious litigation” that functions like a web spell on anyone who is not of noble birth.

Minions could also include a ghoul as diplomatic envoy whose hair dye leaks and who accidentally books an event at Four Seasons Total Castle Care and several half-ogre sons who think they are going to inherit his lichdom but are too dumb to see they’re first on the chopping block when the chips are down.

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4 points

That fucker has zero clue in the art of crafting a phylactery.

No, his intolerance and ignorance suggests this is the work of horcruxes, which require far less intelligence to conceive of (in a literary sense) and create.

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1 point

Liches are highly intelligent magic users (so INT based) who decided to transcend death just so they could keep on studying. They don’t care about the limelight, about looks, about anyone or anything besides whatever mad project they have.

He’s nowhere near as cool or competent a villain as a lich.

Whoever is puppeteering him might be, though.

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17 points

Maybe if they actually used mortuary cosmetics on him he might look more lifelike.

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4 points

Like Frank in the “Frank’s Little Beauties” episode. He just needs a song about not diddling kids.

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He just needs a song about not diddling kids.

He wouldn’t put that much effort into it, he’d just rant incoherently about how much Kamala and Biden and Walz do it and that they have mountains of evidence they do and trust him that’s what people are saying

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3 points

There’s no doubt that he would.

The makeup would at least be competently applied, and I’ve got to assume less fluorescent with none of the screaming contrast against the sickly transparent, veiny white skin of an octogenarian fuelled by hamberders, covefe, and hate - particularly for kamabla.

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118 points

Trump is sundowning, many people are saying it

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4 points

“Big strong person, woman, man, camera come up to me with tears in their eyes saying ‘Mr Trump… You shit your pants and stare off into space humming Ave Maria in a creepy and disconnect way like only the greatest of leaders couls ever dream of! No one could lead this country like you, sir!’”

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I mean, he’s up across the board in all the swing state polls. When you are up on points and are looking to run out the clock, you run prevent defense. Its the same reason he’s not going to take another debate; that would help Harris. Reduce surface area, reduce exposure, don’t give opportunities for mistakes.

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43 points

I’m not sure why you’re getting down voted, you’re right. Going strictly by polls and ignoring registrations (which are trending favorable for R), strategy, finance, early voting, etc. Trump was neck and neck with Harris up to the debate. The debate say the sharpest shift toward Harris. Afterwards, he has been sticking to Golf and Rallies of his most loyal supporters, keeping him away from the general public. That put the polls back to a toss up.

If he did another debate, he’s on display to everyone again and that won’t go his way. Even if Harris fucks up, he’s still a fascist in decline. His campaign knows he needs to stay in safe spaces until the election is over

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8 points

They claimed Trump is up in all the swing state polls, but five minutes on Google shows that’s just not true. People can read, and if you lie to them, they’ll downvote you.

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-62 points

Lemmings prefer their echo chamber, where if they just vote hard enough, they’ll be able to blame people who confronted them with evidence when they lose.

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How the hell are people changing something in politics if they don’t vote?

Edit: incoming copy paste in 4, 3 , 2, …

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No, he isn’t up in all the swing state polls. Only in some of them. It took me less than five minutes to find that you were wrong, because of course you were wrong. There are many polls out there, and you tried to claim that they all showed one thing, when of course they didn’t.

(If you want to argue that your preferred polls show something, you can make that argument. And we could debate the reliability of those particular polls. At least then we could start with facts and disagree about how to interpret them.)

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RCP:

https://www.realclearpolling.com/elections/president/2024/battleground-states

Or you could look at, you know, literally any other political news outlet. They are all showing basically the same thing.

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11 points

Not sure why this is getting down voted. It’s a pretty damn good assessment imo.

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-32 points

Lemmy is generally allergic to anything that isn’t cheer leading for Dems.

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5 points

Instead of asking whether the claim was actually true (and it wasn’t), you decided that Lemmy is packed full of Dems (when it’s not). That’s kind of awkward, my friend.

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2 points

I think there are plenty of instances that aren’t, and those don’t include the hyper tanky/toxic ones. The big instances have tended to skew neoliberal though.

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2 points

Reality skews left. The technoliterate and those who inhabit more obscure internet forums, more so. It’s a bit like going to an FFA meeting and spouting off some ignorant shit that is generally leftist like “humans are meant to be vegetarian” then, when you get shouted down and proven wrong, saying “wow this place is so conservative.”…yeah, it is more likely to lean one way AND you are spouting off nonsense. You would get hate.

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49 points

He looks like cancer. Probably because he is a cancer.

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40 points

Holy shit he looks decrepit

His tan can only go so far I guess

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9 points

It doesn’t even go far enough to reach his ears most of the time. Just an orange smear ending after his cheeks.

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