His haggard splotchy face is looking more like Davros every day.
I’m not saying this is what happened, but this IS how a person would act if they had another series of mini strokes a month before they were on the ballot for president.
Remember when he suddenly had a slurring voice on Elon Musk’s interview? He also had canceled most of his rallies and such around then
In 2020, he denied having a series of mini strokes out of nowhere
Sept. 1, 2020
President Donald Trump posted a baffling tweet Tuesday declaring that he has not had a series of “mini-strokes” — and he had the White House physician release a statement backing up his claim.
[…]
No major media outlet appears to have reported in recent days that Trump had a series of mini-strokes.
Couldn’t he just eat shit already?
I know candid HD photography isn’t complimentary to a lot of people, but holy shit he looks like a fucking zombie.
That’s pretty much what he is. That fucker is kept going by nothing but malice.
Isn’t that allergy medicine and an antihistamine? How does that keep you going?
Man stop reminding me that I still haven’t finished season 23894892348923892
Maybe if they actually used mortuary cosmetics on him he might look more lifelike.
Like Frank in the “Frank’s Little Beauties” episode. He just needs a song about not diddling kids.
There’s no doubt that he would.
The makeup would at least be competently applied, and I’ve got to assume less fluorescent with none of the screaming contrast against the sickly transparent, veiny white skin of an octogenarian fuelled by hamberders, covefe, and hate - particularly for kamabla.
Liches are highly intelligent magic users (so INT based) who decided to transcend death just so they could keep on studying. They don’t care about the limelight, about looks, about anyone or anything besides whatever mad project they have.
He’s nowhere near as cool or competent a villain as a lich.
Whoever is puppeteering him might be, though.
That’s not fair. Liches are smart and competent, and had to earn their position through hard work and dedication.
Oh, now I have an idea for a new BBEG: A lich that got to their position by taking advantage of their privilege and refuses to acknowledge it.
Definitely should be fully fleshed out (no pun intended) by flavoring with historical Trump actions like blaming minorities for everything (“that jogger was violently assaulted by these 5 goblins that simply happen to be nearby”), refusing to pay contractors for services rendered (“great job building my phylactery, it would be a shame if you got deported before I paid you”), using populist rhetoric to blame progressives for the problems caused by capitalism (“Minions, I know your wages are low, but it’s those adventurers fault for donating gold to the orphanage and causing all this inflation”). When he flees the adventurers, they could be slowed by a magical spell called “malicious litigation” that functions like a web spell on anyone who is not of noble birth.
Minions could also include a ghoul as diplomatic envoy whose hair dye leaks and who accidentally books an event at Four Seasons Total Castle Care and several half-ogre sons who think they are going to inherit his lichdom but are too dumb to see they’re first on the chopping block when the chips are down.
I’ve seen cheap sex dolls that look more realistic than that
