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Pfft, sucking your own dick is amateur. Real men toss their own salad.

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Sounds like a qualification for Cirque du Soleil.

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4 points

try a tenga flip hole.

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I’ve had a couple tenga’s but I feel like these are meant to be disposable. Never a flip though, kind of pricey.

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2 points

some people treat all sexual objects as disposable. protect your heart.

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Dude probably thought he was a h0rs3 character.

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1 point

Life goal.

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24 points

Suckin that dick at an egregerious angle

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I really do this shit

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This shit ain’t nothing to me man

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7 points

I cackled laughed in a Walmart just now. Can’t explain that one lol

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6 points

Wanna be hip? Gotta suck your own dick.

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