30 points

Is that something other men want to do? Even my dog had no interest in it and he was easily flexible enough.

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I’d imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don’t want to taste their own dick.

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I wonder if that’s actually the case. I imagine that if I had the body of a (hot) woman then I would be turned on by my own body. However, I haven’t heard of gay people getting off while looking in the mirror…

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Let me present you gym bros. I also recall someone back in high school who said he masturbated looking at his own ass in the mirror.

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4 points

Gay trans woman here. Queer people absolutely can get turned on by our own naked bodies. I have first hand experience.

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5 points

I mean I heard a kid broke his neck trying back in the late 90s

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25 points

They say it’s more like sucking a dick vs getting a bj apparently.

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It’s about fifty fifty.

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A 50 50 will cost you about tree fiddy in these parts. So they say…

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14 points

Sounds like a win-win in my book.

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111 points

You shouldn’t get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.

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10 points

Yeah, they can’t make a vacuum due to their mouth shape, so it’s just going to be sloppy with a large risk of puncture. Totally not worth it.

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13 points

Yes. I know peeps and it’s apparently awesome.

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4 points

Did you remove your dog’s balls though? That might have an effect.

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3 points

I wasn’t the one who did it, and it didn’t keep him from licking other dogs…

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I have tried before whether I could do it, the answer was no, and I don’t feel I am missing out on anything.

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83 points

Anon messed up not removing a couple of ribs beforehand

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While being a fat fuck.

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8 points

He removed the ribs so he could eat them.

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15 points

I can’t believe this old hoax is still being circulated. This goes back pre-internet as one of the first viral memes.

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0 points

Press (X) to doubt.

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I’m in my mid 30s and heard this rumor in middle school, it’s definitely old. At the time it was supposedly Marilyn Manson who did it.

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3 points

Shhh. It reveals our age.

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2 points

Adam Anon

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19 points

I mean, it’s all relative to the size of your steeple

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6 points

So you’re saying I’d need to remove 4-5 ribs?

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6 points

You sound like you can’t smell your own shit on your knees

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Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment “Hey, you can suck your own dick!” and flexible kid immediately yelled “SHUT UP!”. Which told us all he’d done it.

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For the curious, I did know someone who said they could do it. We didn’t have long conversations about it or anything but he said all you need to know.

“It’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.”

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Sounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.

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Hey, aim for the moon, if you miss you still hit the stars! Or something.

Just please, please take it slow and stretch a LOT and don’t force it, you can seriously maim your back if you force it. There’s probably some yoga exercises you can look up online.

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Makes perfect sense! Like doing 69. Mouth grabs attention over genitals.

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If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn’t ever leave the house.

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3 points

Pairs well with a choking fetish

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13 points

I’m not jealous. You are!

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6 points

Wanna be hip? Gotta suck your own dick.

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Back, not neck.

… I’m told.

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