I guess they really like losing civil wars huh? It’s their “heritage” after all.
The Enemy is strong
At the same time
The Enemy is weak
Straight out of the Fascist Guidebook For Dummies
How 'bout a nice cup of LIBER-TEA??? For LIBERTY! Liberty for ALL! GET SOME! Freedom never sleeps!
/S
I don’t think we’re ever going to lose the words just slowly twist and corrupt them until they are entirely ironic said seriously.
The truth doesn’t matter as long as everybody is outraged.
They’re super sized soldiers! No one can defeat the gravy seals!
Goddamn it I had the perfect gif for this… Stupid thing won’t display
Edit: thanks rain_worl!
you have a link to the webpage, you probably can get a link to the gif by right clicking
Well Mister you forgot one thing, they have the hulk. God
GOD IS BIGGER THAN THE BOOGIE MAN HE’S BIGGER THAN GODZILLA AND THE MONSTERS ON TV GOOD IS BIGGER THAN THE BOOGIE MAN AND HE’S WATCHING OUT FOR YOU AND ME
Did you just… veggietales me? In public, all out and about like this and you pull out your veggietales like that?
Finally someone said it.
Yeah I did, what’re you gonna do? I’m on this big wall.
🫛 🧱
Keep walking, but you won’t knock down our wall.
Keep walking, but she isn’t gonna to fall!
It’s plain to see your brains are very small.
To think walking, will be knocking down our wall.
“My dear, religion is like a penis. It’s a perfectly fine thing to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in front of my face we have a problem."
- Dame Maggie Smith
Weirdly, though, he can’t just snap his fingers and make Satan vanish.
I guess he’s not that omnipotent.
Well he can, but he doesn’t because, uh… Because it’s all part of his plan. Kinda like kids getting cancer, or natural disasters.
Yeah, but evangelicals also think Satan does all sorts of trickery on Earth all the time to thwart God. Which God somehow lets happen.
And then, of course, there’s the fact that people can hurt their omnipotent god by doing things like saying “fuck” or kissing someone of their own gender. The god that’s also omniscient, so he would have seen it coming before he did all the light let there being.
