How do these companies come to that conclusion? I think most people start to smell after only 24 or 48 hours max so how do these companies get 72 hours out of their testing?

Im assuming they’re fudging their numbers but at what point does it become false advertisement?

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Where the fuck you even get a photo like this wtf

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No kink shaming bro!

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Oh no, I’m genuinely asking…

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I don’t know how they measure it, but I used to stink despite showering twice a day. I had to put a lot perfume and deo. I always had the feeling that my bath towels were stinking. Until, one day I ran out of soap and used my head and shoulder as soap and also forgot to put deo. 24 hours later there were very litle sent that you had to be mm away from under arm to smell anything. Now I just use head and shoulders as my soap and shampoo. I only use deo if I’m going to do labour intensive movements/activities. My wife was shocked when I told her I havent used deo in over 6 months. Her only concerns is about safety, since I am using it daily. If any of you reading this are scientists let me know the risk of the daily usage.

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Head & Shoulders contains ingredients that have anti-fungal properties: 

Zinc pyrithione
Also known as ZPT, this ingredient is an active ingredient in Head & Shoulders dandruff detox shampoo. It can reduce the amount of fungus on the scalp, which can help prevent dandruff. ZPT can also help manage seborrheic dermatitis, an inflammatory scalp condition. However, it can cause contact dermatitis in rare cases. 

Selenium sulfide
This ingredient acts as an antifungal and antibacterial cleansing agent. It can help prevent the growth of Malassezia, a type of yeast that causes dandruff. However, it can cause excessive oiliness and yellow discoloration in the hair shaft. 

I think you had fungal infection mate

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Try oregano oil. Its often used for fungal foot infections as its strong antifungal

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Head and shoulders has anti-fungal properties. That may have been the source of your smelling problem.

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Why not go talk to your doctor and see if you have a fungal skin infection. Many of them are nearly undetectable. The doctor should be able to give you an antifungal pill to take for a few weeks and you should be smelling normal again.

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Why would it be wrong to use daily? Many people shower daily and use it as shampoo.

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Many people loose their hair

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I periodically used mouthwash, on my arm pits, as a teenager. It cleared the funky smell quite impressively. I would definitely suspect head and shoulders anti fungal properties as the useful bit.

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Sorry bro, but you were basically a mold monster. Also, it’s unlikely you stopped smelling bad. Maybe comparatively! H&S is anti-fungal shampoo.

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I’m gonna try this at home

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i’m very convinced it makes you stink worse than it otherwise would when it expires.

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Not at all, now I shower only one time a day with no deo, and if I feel my armpit is swaety i just rinse it with plain water until I shower. No funcky smell at all. Even sex sweat is not funky anymore.

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Bro this is vile

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Jobs open all the time if you want to switch careers.

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Will I be the … sniffer or the … sniffered?

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How long have you been sitting on this photo just waiting for the right moment? Amazing.

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Since it was taken, clearly.

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This is going to sound unbelievable, but believe it or not, they lie.

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Technically it’s probably a defensible lie.

They do a very unrealistic lab controlled experiment saying that it retains 50% of it’s odor suppression after 72 hours.

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I think there is a fine print or asterisk that says “reapply every 12 hours” thats how they get to 72 hours.

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UNBELIEVABLE!

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INCONCEIVABLE

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They utilize a type of metric that you usually obtain by pulling it out of your ass.

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Plot twist: They spray it in their ass and check to see whether it’s still there 72h later

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That would indeed be the ultimate test.

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“Im assuming they’re fudging their numbers”

yup.

“at what point does it become false advertisement?”

liability/conviction.

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Burden of proof.

If the least smelly person on the planet can use the product and stay fresh for 3 days, technically they aren’t lying.

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They also usually use some weasel words like “up to.” That way, if it doesn’t last the full 72 hours (which it won’t), they can claim that they stated “72 hours MAXIMUM” rather than just “72 hours.” It’s basically shifts the statement from “lasts three days” to “definitely won’t last four days.”

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Lots off stuff like that out there. Like food products that say “Made with 100% white meat chicken”. That just means that 100% white meat chicken is one of the ingredients.

Or those stupid “99c and up” stores. That’s no dollar store. That’s just a store. 99c and up is so many things.

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Where is this champion among men that I may smell them?

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There’s a condition where people may sweat less or not at all: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypohidrosis

Not as great as it might sound at first…

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You have 72 hours to hide in the dark. If they smell you, you die. If you make it, you win a million dollars.

Good thing I have 72 hour deodorant!

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First there was the 12h deo !!!

Then magically the same was 24, 48 and eventually 72?!

There was a backlash against that 72 hours in some countries like do you even shower bro?

Soon 1 month smell free!1!!

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Lol. Small fine, business as usual

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They hire me to smell people. It’s honest work, and I do it for free.

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o7
Yer doin god’s work son…

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