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Units of measurement(lemmy.world)

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NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space
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Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

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cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
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Sounds more like the localised ads i get shown when i turn off Ublock

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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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Never turn off ublock

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rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
26 points

Virginia

Milfs

Something doesn’t add up, chief

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Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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Notice that there are only 3.

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exasperation@lemm.ee
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We shall name it of course after our beloved queen.

Yes, of course. Sorry.

Let it pass and hail to this glorious land, Virginia!

Er…What? Who’s Virginia?

The Queen of England, you dog!

Oh, right. Except…I don’t know how to put this. She’s not called Virginia, but Elizabeth.

I’m well aware of that, but she is, I trust you will agree, a virgin.

Er… Yeah, as far as I know. I mean, I’m sure she is.

But do we want to name a country after that fact?

Source

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Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml
22 points

I’ll only need 3 minutes.

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psycho_driver@lemmy.world
18 points

Milfs can be under utilized but 1.33 minutes per milf might be a bit optimistic?

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Idk, I could probably disappoint three milfs at the same time.

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merde alors@sh.itjust.works
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a minute is 60 seconds and not 100 🙂

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pipe01@programming.dev
3 points

Imperial minutes

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psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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.33 minutes is 20 seconds

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