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He sigh’s because OP spend’s all day reading but still abuse’s apostrophe’s

I feel ya, dad

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Thems’ the brake’s…

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Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!

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Dad is a mad hater and should let anon enjoy the remaining free time of his life.

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OP is 28.

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Naruto hat says 12+ on the package.

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The number set of which includes 28

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And??

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And living the dream…

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When the lobster is uncomfortable, it starts to shed the old shell to get ready to grow into a larger shell.

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Is that from Françoise Dolto? In a 4chan thread?! :-o

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I don’t even know what any of that means. Who’s 4chin?

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Really? Well, Françoise Dolto is a French pediatrician and psychanalyst. She wrote extensively about kids psychology and her most famous work is called The Lobster Syndrome, about teens and their issues.

4Chin is a famous influencer and renowned gastronome from China, but that’s not important right now.

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googles “dressing gown”

Robes

I’ve never seen a robe referred to as a dressing gown before.

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That’s what we call them in Australia, so I assume the poms call it that too. Probably the case in other Commonwealth countries also.

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we do, yes.

I believe yanks also call them “Walmart Formal Wear.”

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It’s an old-fashioned term in American English.

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