As for me, I’ll take the exact opposite!
Oh wait. Except the woman part. I’m ok with that.
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If it is not to your satisfaction, wrap it in the same packaging and we’ll give you a return address. There will unfortunately be a restocking fee.
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He’ll be an insel in no time
while I improve myself
Damn, he got like one aspect of this kind of correct, except you know that by “improving himself” he maybe at best means getting in better physical or financial shape instead of addressing the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags, and at worst he means sliding deeper into this disgusting worldview.
Prays in tongues? Lol poor moron doesn’t even understand what he’s saying.
I googled it and it’s a thing in Christianity. Basically making up words to an unknown language. Try praying in Latin without knowing it and you’re praying in tongues.
I was raised in a church where tongues would often happen, and I got in trouble for questioning what or why they were obviously saying just gibberish.
Like the whole collapsing on the floor and speaking in tongues while shaking. Do people really just…do that? Like, is it something most people could be pushed to do? Is it actually just a big lie? A performance? Does the pastor ask them to act in such a way before the sermon?
while I improve myself
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