I want a girl who is unvaccinated
I want a girl who prays in tongues
At a MAGA rally we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she is spoken to
She wants to work on her fit, fit body
She wants to rock it with her modest clothes
She’s changing her surname to whatever mine is
She’s trading her career to raise our nine kids
I want a girl with a short leash and who looooooves, loooooooooves Jesus!
muted trumpet
I just turned to my wife and sang this to her, then showed her the meme. Thank you.
while I improve myself
Damn, he got like one aspect of this kind of correct, except you know that by “improving himself” he maybe at best means getting in better physical or financial shape instead of addressing the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags, and at worst he means sliding deeper into this disgusting worldview.
Prays in tongues? Lol poor moron doesn’t even understand what he’s saying.
I googled it and it’s a thing in Christianity. Basically making up words to an unknown language. Try praying in Latin without knowing it and you’re praying in tongues.
I was raised in a church where tongues would often happen, and I got in trouble for questioning what or why they were obviously saying just gibberish.
Like the whole collapsing on the floor and speaking in tongues while shaking. Do people really just…do that? Like, is it something most people could be pushed to do? Is it actually just a big lie? A performance? Does the pastor ask them to act in such a way before the sermon?
I want a fundamentalist moron who let’s me dominate her like a wife ought to.
First tip to “improve yourself”: don’t use the word “woke” as an unironic insult.
Also, consider being flexible on lots of things, particularly vaccines. It would be a shame if your dream girl died in the next pandemic.
What makes you think it was meant as an insult? If something is a deal breaker it’s probably best not to sugar coat it.
I think you might take posts on InsanePeopleFacebook a tad too seriously.
