A ____, a ____, and a ____ walk into a bar. You’d think the last one would have seen it coming.

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A blonde walks into a bar and says ouch A priest walks into a bar and says hallelujah A con walks behind the bar and says this is familiar A teetotaler walks into a bar and notices the stench Another blonde walks into a bar being polished and says “Hawk Tuah, you gotta spit on dat thing”

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how low can you go

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7 points

Woops, too low.

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How low can you go?

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11 points

Here is the Jellico header if you want it:

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I didn’t make this one, but it should be added to this one.

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20 points

Engage laughter module.

Cease. Now resume work.

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13 points

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Ah Bester, my favorite ambassador from Babylon Six!? :-P

this

I’m going to get banned now, aren’t I? :-D

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