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And I’m sure this in no way will invade people’s privacy.

“Hmm, why is the anti-queer politician sitting next to me being served dozens of male underwear ads? Hmmmm…”

“Why is my daughter receiving ads for newborn diapers? Hmmm…”

“Why is my neighbor receiving ads for anger management? Hmmm…”

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Why is my neighbor receiving ads for anger management?

He probably gets aggressive when seeing too many ads

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…that will now reflect the information United has compiled on individual travelers, like where they live and destinations they’ve traveled to.

I, for one, can’t wait to have my personal info proudly displayed to whatever randos they seat next to me! /s

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Can it ever just stop?

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Yes, for a monthly subscription!

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We tried that in the 80s already. Here’s how it went down.

1980s comes along, and people had been seeing commercials on tv for years. So along comes this new concept. Now you can PAY to watch tv…without ads. GREAT!

So people started paying for this new “cable tv”. Then the cable operators were like “I know they’re paying to not see ads…but what if we STILL showed ads, and STILL took their money???”

So that happened.

Then after some decades Netflix came around, originally with liscensed tv shows from all over tv…except now you could PAY to watch them, without the ads. And then they drastically lost their liscensed content, and produced their own original content.

After a few decades, Netflix said “I know they’re paying not to see commercials…but what if we STARTED showing commercials, AND raised prices every few months.”

Man, I can’t wait for the next guy to charge me money to not see ads. Only to inevitably show me ads a few years later…

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This should count as violation of human rights. You’re chained to the seat for hours and have no other option than look at this screen or force your eyes closed. Holy shit, people should get really mad. Flashing ads on a screen you don’t look at directly are still very annoying, even if you look on your phone.

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I wasn’t aware they glued your eyelids and head directly facing the screen

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Found the boot licker

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You can literally not watch things if you don’t want to.

Read a book.

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For those of you contemplating ways of covering up the ads:

This is the same airline that beat the shit out of that doctor because the airline overbooked the flight. For your own safety, do not cross this airline.

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I got screeched at for covering up a super bright blinking light on a red eye. Their FAs are next level stupid.

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The Chicago Department of Aviation did that. The same way if the police ends up killing someone, it was not the person calling the police.

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United was booting passengers to make room for employee transfers though, the situation was shit before dept of aviation even got the call.

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Those employees could have stood. Frontier and Spirit give vouchers out when they intentionally overbook…which before the pandemic was everyday. If nobody takes the bait, they up the voucher value. For them it’s essentially monopoly money.

If United couldn’t get anybody to bite at the vouchers, then the employees should have stood the whole flight. Instead, they beat a man who was not fighting back physically. He only insisted that he get to his patient. They LITERALLY dragged him off the plane. By his ankle, as he tried to grab onto anything he could.

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