"It doesn’t make sense for chocolate bars to be divided into equal-sized chunks when there is so much inequality in the chocolate industry! The unequally-sized chunks of our 6.35 oz bars are a palatable way of reminding Choco Fans and Serious Friends that the profits in the chocolate industry are unequally divided.

And in case you haven’t noticed, the bottom of our bars depicts the West African coastline. The chunks just above it represent the Gulf of Guinea. From left to right, you have Côte d’Ivoire, Ghana, Togo and Benin (terribly politically incorrect, we know, but we had to combine them to create enough space for a hazelnut), Nigeria and part of Cameroon."

From https://us.tonyschocolonely.com/pages/faqs

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I love it, but I feel obligated to say

"It doesn’t make sense for chocolate bars to be divided into equal-sized chunks when there is so much inequality in the chocolate industry!

No, it makes sense. I understand, but it makes a lot more sense

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It doesn’t make sense for cars to have 4 equal sized wheels when there is so much inequality in the auto industry.

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Staggered setup vehicles are the true champions of justice, urging us all to get a grip on inequality within the industry.

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2 points

My center differential disagrees

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Ok but this is a good way to raise awareness about the issue. Many people will pick these bars in the store without knowing much about the brand. Then when they eat it, they will probably wonder why it’s divided like that and the explanation is right there on the inside of the wrapper.

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4 points

And then never buy them again because they are difficult to break evenly. Great idea but poor execution imo.

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Do you buy chocolate based on convenience over taste?

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lol imagine sharing your chocolate bars with other people, tssk (/hj)

fr tho if that bothers you, the inequality that comes with other chocolate brands should bother you too

not saying Tony’s is 100% fair, but at least they put in a lot of effort to make it as fair as possible

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7 points

Yeah this copy needed a couple more drafts/notes.

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I do like these bars but breaking it into pieces without a mess is difficult. I’ve had to resort to putting the entire thing in my mouth and waiting for it to melt down my throat.

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I guess we’ll just have to deal with slavery then

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If only there was some middle ground between hard to eat chocolate and modern day slavery.

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But the slavery is where the flavour comes from!

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30 points

You break it while the packaging is intact

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23 points

The geopolitical meta is strong here

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13 points

Giggity

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Especially the dark ones require a lot of force to break. I see it as a challenge.

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The sarlaac method

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It is a mess, which is why I thought it’s intentional to make it difficult to apportion your dose of chocolate, in effect making you eat more. And all this stuff about inequality sounds like the worst BS possible.

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Too bad about all the lead in them. They’re not as bad as some brands, though.

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An ounce of their Dark Chocolate has 134% of the California MADL dose of 0.5 micrograms of lead, for those wondering about details.

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An ounce is about 29 grams in non-freedom units, for those wondering

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I’ve bought drugs before, I know how many grams in an ounce

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micrograms, which is 1/1000 of a milligram. No amount of lead is considered safe, but you would need to eat allllottttttt of this chocolate before it would get to a level that, for example, a doctor would be concerned about. Ars Technica has a good write up about the CR report

Not that I’m trying to shill for Big Chocolate. When I saw the report, I definitely made a conscious effort to cut back to once a month or less.

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Ah yes, sorry, I’ve corrected my comment to micrograms.

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Am I blind or can I not find the claim about 134% on the linked page?
Searched for “Tony” there.

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It’s the first one in the high in lead section

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Well, I’m here now. What do you want?

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I saw it on there among 20+ other chocolate bars.

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I have half a block of this in the pantry. Thank you. Fuck me.

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You can eat it just fine, just don’t eat it regularly for a long time.

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44 points

I know right. I’m sticking to cigarettes.

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Apparently lead is delicious?

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if I die by eating dark chocolate, at least I’ll die happy

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Except it’s the kind of poison that takes decades to kill you. And it’s bad for braincells too.

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oh so it’s just like alcohol then, that hasn’t stopped many people before unfortunately

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The kind of brain damage that makes conservatism look good even if you are making below the average salary.

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Coco o plomo?

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Well shit

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I know, right? It really sucks. They’re honestly one of the tastier bars I’d had. I’ve taken a bit of a step back from chocolate in general, these days. I probably got enough lead exposure as a kid… no need to add any more than is absolutely unavoidable.

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Otoh, it makes them sweeter

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If it’s good enough to collapse the Roman Empire, it’s good enough to collapse the American Empire!

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Lol, that’s per ounce too.

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The lead and cadmium are in there on purpose, to enhance taste. Have you ever had chocolate without lead and cadmium? It tastes nasty

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I’m not sure if OP was intended as an ad or not, but I think we should have an informal rule that if a top post is about a product, we should all upvote the comment that has the worst fact about that product. It’s the only way to be sure.

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It’s a good thing I don’t like dark chocolate then

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Wow I had no idea, thanks for sharing the source.

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Maybe they should spend less money on a fancy mold for their chocolate and more on better sourced cocoa beans with less lead in them: https://www.consumerreports.org/health/food-safety/lead-and-cadmium-in-dark-chocolate-a8480295550/

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There is absolutely no difference in price between the two - i.e. a “fancy” one like this and a regular one. Both will most likely be made by machining a block of graphite and using EDM to make the actual mold. The difference in machining time wouldn’t cost more than $200 or so

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Wow, techno music is so versatile.

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Do you also find it hilarious to use the word techno whenever somebody mentions EDM?

One time this dude who is maybe a little autistic, possibly very autistic, made this super detailed post about all the different genres of electronic dance music. If you know anything about it, you know there’s some hyper-specific sub genres out there, and this dude took the time to not only list them all out, but verbally describe what made a piece of music fit into one genre versus all the others.

Obviously I replied with something like “Man, I love techno.”

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Sure, gram for gram, Tony’s has 34% more lead than California would like, but their chocolate is still sold in the state.

To add to what @Maalus@lemmy.world pointed out, the Mast bar is 70g for $8, while Tony’s bar is 180g for $6.

Gram for gram, Mast is more than triple the price.

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Quite succesful in the Netherlands.

In 2003, after discovering that the majority of chocolate produced at the time had links to human exploitation, Dutch television producer and journalist Teun van de Keuken began producing programs about the horrors of the commercial cocoa industry on his show Keuringsdienst van Waarde. Furthermore, he submitted a request to be prosecuted for knowingly purchasing an illegally manufactured product, which prosecutors declined to do.

After three years of unsuccessful attempts to change the industry through investigative efforts, Van de Keuken decided to start producing chocolate bars himself. The brand was called “Tony’s Chocolonely” with “Tony” (= Teun) and “Chocolonely” in reference to Teun van de Keuken feeling as if he was the only person in the industry who was interested in eradicating slavery. Van de Keuken sold 20,000 bars in two days.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony's_Chocolonely https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teun_van_de_Keuken

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It’s making its way into Belgium too!

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Oh yeah they have been here in DelHaize and Albert Hein (both owned by the dutch company) for a while and are now popping up in Colruyt and spar I think.

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