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Bing helped me put together the mental image I got from this post.
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And are vol-canoes flying canoes?
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Hmmm, which one? I’m going to paddle around in my kāy-nō?, or The lava from that vol-ka-ˈnew might cover the village!
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Where do douche-canoes fit in on the danger spectrum?
Well that’s French for shower canoes
And everyone knows not to mess with the French, lest they hit you with their baguettes
Ergo super dangerous
QED
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But which one will we be mispronouncing?
Canoes = kay-noes?
Volcanoes = vahl cuh noos?
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TIL canoes isn’t pronounced kay-noes like volcanoes… English why do you keep bamboozling me 😩
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