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The most dangerous kind of canoes...(lemmy.world)

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Usernameblankface@lemmy.world
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Bing helped me put together the mental image I got from this post.

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Chais@sh.itjust.works
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And are vol-canoes flying canoes?

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ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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Well the old West Norse ‘völlr’ means field, so “vol-canoe” would roughly be field-canoe, or land-boat…

So maybe a tractor?

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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social
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You’re thinking of flyaks, or possibly skyaks.

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Hmmm, which one? I’m going to paddle around in my kāy-nō?, or The lava from that vol-ka-ˈnew might cover the village!

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jballs@sh.itjust.works
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Where do douche-canoes fit in on the danger spectrum?

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HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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Well that’s French for shower canoes

And everyone knows not to mess with the French, lest they hit you with their baguettes

Ergo super dangerous

QED

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HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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I’m drunk btw

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littlecolt@lemm.ee
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But which one will we be mispronouncing?

Canoes = kay-noes?

Volcanoes = vahl cuh noos?

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stebo02@sopuli.xyz
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TIL canoes isn’t pronounced kay-noes like volcanoes… English why do you keep bamboozling me 😩

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dustyData@lemmy.world
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Because English isn’t a language, it’s a goon in a trench-coat that lures other languages into dark alleys and beats them down to steal spare grammar.

Canoe comes from Caribbean indigenous words through Spanish and Volcano comes from ancient Latin and Roman religion.

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