51 points

So how long have you been in the trolley stopping business?

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82 points

stop the train and run for your life, don’t let them get to you

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30 points

Remember, if they bite you, you only have a minute to kill yourself.

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7 points

I was bitten this morning and I feel fi----nally half way through the week am I right? Any plans this weekend?

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15 points

This one seems especially unsolvable…

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4 points

That’s not an option. Sorry guys!

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37 points

Get in front of the train so you don’t have to make a decision

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3 points

The only valid option.

I second this…

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33 points

Unfortunately, that is also a decision.

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