82 points

stop the train and run for your life, don’t let them get to you

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30 points

Remember, if they bite you, you only have a minute to kill yourself.

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7 points

I was bitten this morning and I feel fi----nally half way through the week am I right? Any plans this weekend?

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61 points

Would you rather murder a stranger, or be forced to interact with them for 5 seconds?

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24 points

Well murder risks further interaction with cops, the legal system, lawyers… Can I just stare at the stranger for 5 seconds? I could probably manage a smile.

Wait, you’re a stranger! Look ma I did it!

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21 points
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I rather tie my self up and pick a spot than get stuck interacting with a stranger for 5 seconds.

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51 points

So how long have you been in the trolley stopping business?

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47 points

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15 points

Haha what is this gif from?

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20 points

Bocchi the Rock

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6 points

This scene made me laugh so hard even though I’ve already seen the gif and laughed at that.

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37 points

Get in front of the train so you don’t have to make a decision

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33 points

Unfortunately, that is also a decision.

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3 points

The only valid option.

I second this…

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