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Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

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I vote three, for the exact same reason.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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All chaps are assless. That’s why they’re chaps and not pants

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I think of the assless part as depending on whether the individual has chosen to wear a layer underneath the chaps.

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Part of the problem here is that’s a lore inaccurate spider. It shows most of the legs attached to the abdomen, when all eight legs and the pedipalps are all attached to the cephalothorax.

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This guy spiders

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I very don’t. I’m a pretty serious arachnophobe. But you know what they say, know thy enemy. Their chest is also their head.

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4 points

Relatable

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34 points

2

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2 is normal cut trousers, 1 is low cut. 3 is spider chaps

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Something between 1 and 2. I tend to see four legs as true legs, the other four as arms. Like this:

Legs on the ground, arms up.

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depends on the spider. this one I agree but some of those orb guys are all legs

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Even for some orb weavers there’s a clear distinction between “front legs”=arms and “back legs”=legs. At least for me.

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Would

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A week or two ago, I posted about a classic spider blowjob gif.

Perhaps you should scroll through my comment history.

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Would

Fight it? Bad idea. That’s the wandering spider’s way to say “back off! I’m going to jump on your face, bite you, and you’ll die an agonising death! I’m serious!!”

[Still cute though. At least from a distance.]

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I assume pants are supposed to cover reproductive organs as well as legs, so 2.

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Unfortunately.

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