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Isn’t Halloween always on 31 October? How’s this possible?

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That’s why it’s so scary 😱

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The Halloween is inside the calendar!!!

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Did you know that Christmas and Halloween are the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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Thank you for asking because I had no idea what’s wrong with this post until I reached your comment.

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I just had to explain this to my coworker…

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I’m gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly

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Chin up, now you know she really loves ya

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She might have dumped them immediately, you don’t know

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I actually shit his pants for him and then gave him a forceful blumpkin, he cried after.

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Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It’s so cool that ChatGPT isn’t allowed to tell me how stupid that question is

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Yes totally reliable and accurate chatpgt

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Don’t feel bad. I once showed my then-girlfriend news of a Firefly renewal on April 1st.

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Straight to jail.

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Not sure I get it.

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You can’t take the sky from me.

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🍃

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I remember a friend of mine showing us this image many years ago all excited. To this day he’s mocked for it

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If you put that in the mirror it’s kinda true, except that it’s also on a Thursday this year haha

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Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.

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Not with that attitude it isn’t.

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