Anon finally touches grass

This is why people like this are told to go outside or touch grass.

Frankly all of 4chan should.

But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

I heard a story about a whole world that was perfect because they locked a kid up in a room and threw all the bad stuff in there with the kid. The poor kid suffered all of the world’s miseries so that others could enjoy life. That kid’s name? 4chan.

4chan is 99% deplorable garbage. I won’t even go into /b/. Helllll no. But oddly enough, some of the internet’s best memes come out of there.

Assuming only a place of pure misery could produce those memes

4chan is what the internet would look like if everything had the bare minimum of moderation. Actually a very interesting case study about the human psyche, and I’ve had many a interesting conversation on there, especially early internet days.

Is it a shithole? Overall, yes. But the right board at the right time is truly early internet ethos.

It’s the primordial soup of internet content.

Isn’t the concept of a meme itself a leak from 4chan?

The Mysterious Hacker 4chan

Through this sieve would come the ascended madmen. Those who escaped the cave and rejected the reality without, retreating to their chamber of hate and stagnation. The truly unhinged. No more naive, parroted bastardizations of the Socratic method. Only irreparables.

This select choir of lunatics voluntarily ablating their sanity will be decadence enough, I think

Yeah, we’re way better over here on lemmy. (The lack of racism really does make us better tho)

Uhh counterpoint. i think we need more racism. I dont have a reason yet but ill try to think of one so we can engage in a pointless online yelling match.

most of them were social outcasts long before 4chan. That’s actually how they got there in the first place.

Everyone will be having pleasant conversations outside, but these guys won’t.

Imagine being so obsessed by black dick as 4Chan.

interact with people

Instructions unclear, helicoptered my dick around but there appeared to be no ceiling fan.

And now the park security is approaching with tasers. I guess playgrounds aren’t considered America!

Anon learns that outdoors is fake and gay.

Wtf is a Gonial Angle or a Canthal tilt?

Gonial angle is this:

Canthal tilt is that:

As I was googling I’ve seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that’s predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.

The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.

It could only be beaten by a SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attractive angles.

Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

Under 30? So basically if you can’t see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S

Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?

I’ve no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.

Closer to 99%. This is modern phrenology for incels.

As a gigachad I can confirm.

Some people take pleasure in being pitied and victimised.

I’m going to guess at “Incel excuses for not getting laid.”

Anything but the harsh reality that they could get laid if they behaved better and presented themselves better

You need to touch less grass and spend more time online.

Depends on whether you want to a cool kid.

Things people think about when they haven’t learned to manage obsessive rumination in their own minds and live every day with a kind of stress or misery that few people who are even slightly healthier can even comprehend.

Who the fuck cares honestly other than shut in weirdo’s

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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