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Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
44 points

Wtf is a Gonial Angle or a Canthal tilt?

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andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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Gonial angle is this:

Canthal tilt is that:

As I was googling I’ve seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that’s predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.

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booly@sh.itjust.works
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The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.

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andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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It could only be beaten by a SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attractive angles.

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Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

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Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

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Monkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.com
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Under 30? So basically if you can’t see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S

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acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?

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Blackmist@feddit.uk
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I’ve no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.

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prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Closer to 99%. This is modern phrenology for incels.

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gigachad@sh.itjust.works
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As a gigachad I can confirm.

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TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
9 points

Some people take pleasure in being pitied and victimised.

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Far too many.

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Blackmist@feddit.uk
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I’m going to guess at “Incel excuses for not getting laid.”

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captainlezbian@lemmy.world
19 points

Anything but the harsh reality that they could get laid if they behaved better and presented themselves better

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bamfic@lemmy.world
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And bathed

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DJDarren@thelemmy.club
33 points

You need to touch less grass and spend more time online.

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Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
14 points

Do I really?

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DJDarren@thelemmy.club
8 points

Depends on whether you want to a cool kid.

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ameancow@lemmy.world
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Things people think about when they haven’t learned to manage obsessive rumination in their own minds and live every day with a kind of stress or misery that few people who are even slightly healthier can even comprehend.

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arefx@lemmy.ml
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Who the fuck cares honestly other than shut in weirdo’s

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