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Isn’t this the second time he’s had a fly buzzing around him recently?

He either needs to ignore them, or keep fresher diapers.

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I think it might be the third.

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He’s a walking carcass?

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Or his dementia is causing him to hallucinate flys.

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I think it might be the third. turd.

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There have been people recently who work/worked for him saying he smells like death and shit, so bad it’s hard to be around him.

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Maybe they smell that he’s near death. Flies like dead things.

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Holy shit, it’s literally in the little blurb that this happened previously. You were likely typing in this question right under the answer.

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The Dems control flies now, apparently.

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the conspiracist’s adversary is simultaneously all-powerful and utterly incompetent.

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It’s so wild to me that Trumpers think the Democrats were behind the assassination attempts, like they can’t afford professionals.

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It’s hilarious, but disgusting. They need to take him out back, strip him down, and use a hose and scrub brushes and clean him off before somebody contracts some new super disease from being around him.

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A flatbed in a “soft touch” car wash.

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Make it a donkey Kong country style cart ride to hell, and we have a fucking deal!

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Flies are attracted to the smell of shit. Some advisor needs to be brave enough to tell Trump to change his diaper before he goes on stage.

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they probably do.

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They did on the set of the apprentice

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Given his sheer laziness, my money is that he’s just sitting in it until EOD.

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They didn’t have the campaign funds to keep the ass checkers on payroll.

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We should listen to the animals. Bernie got a cute little bird, Trump and Pence got insects drawn to the stench of decay.

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