For real.

Consistently slow? Sucks, but I can deal with it.

Intermittent connection? Guess it’s time for a break.

I cast dialup.

Lol that’s how I cast Annoyingly Slow Wifi in the first place. If I don’t limit my download rates, I easily throttle the connection due to wired preference.

I counter with wet fart

Cat8 here. Do I necessarily need that much? Probably not. But is my cable a bottleneck? Hell no.