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It even smells like the ocean!

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I don’t think that’s a mini

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That depends how much experience you have, it’s mini for some people.

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Especially because it’s mostly relatively thin until you get close to the base–you could sit on that and still not have the thickest part actually in. If I had to guess, that’d probably be around… 6-7 inch circumference at the base? Big, but because it’s the bottom of a taper it’s not nearly as impactful as like the same circumference on the bulb of a butt plug or a knot.

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Clearly, we’ve got an expert on our hands. Any tips for a newbie like me?

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53 points

Pro tip: always wash the tentacle minis really well before using them for D&D.

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35 points

Suctions cups near the top are all but worn away.

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18 points

microplastics!

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7 points

Macroplastic.

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Now, whenever I admonish my kid to ask before borrowing other people’s toys, it will forever be with a confusingly suppressed laugh. He’s going to get the wrong message from that for sure.

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