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I’ll have you know that was my grandfather and he will be missed dearly.

he lost his grip after that last picture and in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

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Actual comedians are out there grinding on the daily, going to clubs and bombing, thinking about their act a million times a day, tryna work out timing and intonation and how best to fit the punchline in the sentence structure, how to reduce filler, all this weird shit that has never once crossed your mind because why would it, you’re not a comedian. And that’s a shit joke, because it’s not ingrained in you (or OP) how to make a good joke. Nobody’s getting offended here, it just wasn’t funny - or idk, maybe you’re projecting and you got offended when people weren’t laughing at a poorly made meme, so you responded with your own poorly made meme?

Let’s face it, this entire thread has not illicited even a smile, let alone laughs. Memes are great for scrolling, but let’s not confuse them with jokes.

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you sound like Dane Cook after an hour of…well…being Dane Cook.

you can’t gatekeep humor. I can’t fucking stand pretentious self-centered pricks like yourself.

humor isn’t here for YOU, it’s not here for ME. humor is here for them, the people who need it most. the ones who hate the day, you, themselves. the ones consuming the humor, even the ones telling the humor. IMO you’re a humorless prick, and that’s the only reason why your probably so insufferable be around.

I’m going to give you the best advice you’ll ever hear, so listen up.

if you don’t like the jokes I’m tellin, then get the fuck out! you paid nothing to be here. your tickets were free, as in feel free to fuckin leave.

– some comedian

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I chuckled.

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I came here just for the offense

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I can be offended if it makes someone feel better.

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God I don’t miss that novelty act

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Why do some people get so upset about something made up for the sake of humor? Not everything has to be true to life, dude.

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Not upset. How about this… You don’t get to tell others what they are or are not, cool?

And try reading my original comment and this time, try and get the context. It might help a bit.

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The tone here and your original comment says otherwise, but whatever. Maybe perturbed is a better word.

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Or some unbelievable shit happens and you just don’t believe Anything, not saying it’s likely but you’re coming in with the idea of yes I am absolutely right on this and nobody can tell me otherwise

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Where do you get that the train is completely empty? Look in the reflection, every seat is taken and people are standing

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I personally do not believe that it happened, but I also do not believe that it didn’t happen. I simply have a lack of belief

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The original image os from Rio de Janeiro’s 2016 Olympics when the metro line to the west zone was inaugurated and only tourists can used it.

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assumptions are evil

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That’s one hell of an assumption

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and it burns burns burns

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Why are his feet out of frame? 🤔

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If you look at pictures of people doing a “human flag pole” you’ll see that they all have their arms spread wide, with one hand above them and the other one below. And if you look at the guy in the background, you can see he is looking at the guys feet instead of at the man himself. So, yes, this old guy is absolutely being lifted up by his feet.

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gravBoots

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So he shamed someone for being courteous to him?

Timing timing timing

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Everyone should know grandpa strength is nothing to fuck with

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Any nurse who’s had their ass beat by a dementia patient at 2am could tell you this.

I love nurse Johnn btw, “mr. smith” is (usually) his character w dementia.

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I’ll put it on the list with Wu-Tang Clan

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