29 points
His parents really understood that your name defines who you are
12 points
Maybe they were hoping that he’d have a lucrative rap career rather than living up to his name literally
12 points
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16 points
Michael: Your felon’s name is Felony?
Dwight: Maybe that’s why he became a felon.
6 points
He looks like Dr. Cox if he was from Florida.
5 points
Ahhh the ol boot too big