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Looks like the are gerrymandering the yards.

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Merrygandering

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22 points

Oktober? They’re selling Christmas stuff in August now

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As with most things here, and everywhere else, you forgot “in the US”.

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Nope. Also in Germany.

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I feel like the qualifier is not necessary for this statement. Not everything needs that level of classification lmao. It reaches “I use arch BTW” levels after a while.

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37 points

Lowe’s has Christmas decorations out already. They’ve crossed the Halloween blockade.

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From the pumpkin to turkey autumn shall be free

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Free, free October!
Free free free November!

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After working retail for the holiday season as a younger person, and seeing how that started in October…then working in the beer industry, watching seasonal creep pushing those beer releases ever earlier (combined with the ramp up and logistics meaning that we were in full on “get ready for Oktoberfest” mode by mid-April

I think I was just totally burnt out of any capacity for seasonal creep outrage a decade ago.

I saw a Christmas display while grocery shopping this week. Didn’t even register as odd, let alone annoying. Which is saying something, coming from me, who tends to treat getting annoyed about random shit as a sort of relaxing pastime.

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Michael’s too. Trees right next to the spooky section.

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Craft stores make sense. You need to buy supplies before the season

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I saw no turkey decorations.

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It’s been like that for years in the UK where Halloween isn’t such a big thing. It’s usually the last week of August for most shops to start getting stuff out.

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All Out For Autumn

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6 points

November? It’s late August in the UK.

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Christmas starts in August. It’s disgusting. Whenever I point these things out everyone thinks I hate Christmas. I really don’t. Christmas joy can’t last half a year it’s unreasonable. To counter it i only put my tree up 2 weeks before Christmas. I’m not gonna spend all day in Christmas land everywhere then coming home to it.

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When I was a kid my family put up the tree the Saturday after Thanksgiving (US), and took it down January 1, all as a family fun thing. I still do that.

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“only” 2 weeks? What is normal where you live? When we still had a tree (when I was a kid) it got put up on the 24th

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4 points

Putting all that effort to decorate a tree for a day sounds ridiculous.

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It stayed up for usually around 2 weeks after that, depending on how quickly it started losing lots of needles

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November? I went into Walmart on September 29 and the seasonal section was plastered with Christmas trees and other decorations.

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You should see some shops in Australia, they decide to put up a small display for “Christmas in July” then the next thing you know there’s no other holidays to protect that display from just becoming a growing Christmas display… in August!

And it’s so lazy because it’s still the Christmas in July display at the core, with the actual December Christmas merch expanding out from the it, so there’s ugly Christmas sweaters, roasts, and snow men decorations in the the middle, and board shorts, barbecues, thongs* and white boomers* after that.

(thongs are flip flops/sandals, white boomers are albino kangaroos, it’s what Santa uses to pull the rusted out ute across the sand because he leaves the reindeer and sleigh for the northern hemisphere…Australian Christmas is weird)

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Yea, they bliz krieged into September!

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