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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons(thehardtimes.net)

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qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
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Guy buying condoms? He’s hoping to get some.

Guy buying tampons? He’s definitely getting some.

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Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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And probably using condoms or he’d be buying pregnancy tests instead

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nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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Single dad erasure!

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I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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Next week

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Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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He is determined to earn the name “Red Beard”.

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MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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Earn your red wings yet?

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TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml
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Stay strong brother, praying for a swift recovery.

/s

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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Instructions unclear, sent horde of Swifties to recovery room.

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Dadifer@lemmy.world
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Um, the picture clearly indicates that the box was OPEN. He ded

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ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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Nurse, this man neds 50cc’s of swagger, stat! And go make me a sandwich, because I’ll turn gay if I go into the staff kitchen.

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BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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Fuck, he’s crashing! Tell respiratory to prepare a cigar smoke nebulizer. Set up a tren drip! Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it?!

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Thassodar@lemm.ee
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Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it did one of you females mess up the order again?!

FTFY

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ettyblatant@lemmy.world
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I’m so sorry, sir! All I found in the women’s cabinet was blatant misogyny, all of the casual emergency/accidental misogynies are a week late because I am ON MY PERIOD!!

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Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
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And now they’ve got him deep throating a fat, girthy, breathing tube?! That is like… HELLA GAY!

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