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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons(thehardtimes.net)

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ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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Nurse, this man neds 50cc’s of swagger, stat! And go make me a sandwich, because I’ll turn gay if I go into the staff kitchen.

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BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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Fuck, he’s crashing! Tell respiratory to prepare a cigar smoke nebulizer. Set up a tren drip! Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it?!

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Thassodar@lemm.ee
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Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it did one of you females mess up the order again?!

FTFY

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ettyblatant@lemmy.world
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I’m so sorry, sir! All I found in the women’s cabinet was blatant misogyny, all of the casual emergency/accidental misogynies are a week late because I am ON MY PERIOD!!

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