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Bro have you seen the size of the bridges, stadiums and skyscrapers we build? Fuck it, have you seen the LHC?

Should we start adding spires and arches to hospitals and train stations to get support from the RETVRN crowd?

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train stations

Have you seen the metro stations in Moscow?

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Every day in my dreams.

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The ones in DC are pretty inspiring, too, in a Brutalist kind of way.

They’re lit from below, so you can tell when a train is at a platform by the shadow it casts on the ceiling, which perfectly aligns with the recessed concrete blocks that make up said ceiling.

Really impressive.

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I looked up photos of about a dozen separate metro stations in DC, and… they’re all the same design. I get pragmatism, but those are downright depressing. The only one I liked was Anacostia because the yellow overhead lights and the bright blue advertisement screen made interesting patterns reflecting off the water-damaged walls.

Compare that to Moscow: underground palaces. Marble, statues, reliefs, arches and columns, chandeliers everywhere. Hate the Soviets all you like, but they knew how to build beautiful.

I even like the ancient 81-series rolling stock, if only because of nostalgia.

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Seriously, we started building things so massive that you literally can’t see all of it at the same time unless you’re in the air, riding in a magical skychair.

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“Started”?

hmmm…

and…

and…

and…

(I learned a new word! “geoglyph”.)

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That’s cool and all, but not sure if that counts as a thing we built as much as a thing we drew.

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Exactly, yes! The LHC is so much more (larger isn’t the right word, maybe massive?). If it was on the surface instead of being buried, and the earth was perfectly spherical, you wouldn’t be able to see it standing in the middle of it, because the ring would be on the other side of the horizon all around you.

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Yes we should. Our buildings and public places should be covered in art

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We could build more, better, more beautiful infrastructure, or we could buy more bombs and let the free market deal with that.

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…I mean…I wouldn’t mind it if we did.

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Marvels like the Saturn V or JWST should be mentioned here, too.

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JWST is insane. Not quite as insane as Apollo or Voyager relative to current mainstream tech, but still, holy shit.

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Bigger but at what cost? So many buildings are boring, flat and lifeless e.g.

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Unironically yes, please build spires and arches and gargoyles on everything. I want Gothic architecture everywhere please.

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The Large Hadron Collider and the International Space Stations are amazing wonders. It used to be that humanity’s most expensive projects were religious temples. Now it’s machines for scientific research. Some people apparently have a problem with this, and they’re generally not the sort of people I like to be around.

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It used to be that humanity’s most expensive projects were religious temples. Now it’s machines for scientific research.

I wish that were true, but the world spends far more on machines of war than we spend on science.

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Warfare science is still science and often has the benefit of funding groups that develop civilian science as well. Civie science doesn’t pay as well as the brass do

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Same thing

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Those are exceptions. The majority of our (visible) expensive projects today are homages to power and money

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Yep. It’s 2024, and rich men are still funding projects to glorify themselves and assuage their ego.

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Highway systems are also massive.

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This is the Large Halibut Collider

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I’m already married but can arrange a quickie divorce if you’ll just

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RIch people used to comission great works, but today it seems like they have abandoned that one duty they have.

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Rich people resenting doing the things that justify their existence.

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I definitely like the fish way better than that stupid church.

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