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Anon races against the jock in P.E.(sh.itjust.works)

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M137@lemmy.world
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be me
weeb

That’s where you went wrong, being a weeb is nothing other than shameful and you should feel bad for being one.

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Alpha71@lemmy.world
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Well, first of all he did a Naruto run…

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lohky@lemmy.world
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One of my favorite project mates in college was a body builder. After working together for a while, he told me that he had a 2400+ arena rating in World of Warcraft and if I told anyone he’d kill me.

This was in like 2010.

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Sylvartas@lemmy.world
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Lmao, I also had a jock friend who was ashamed of his very high arena rating (ca. 2017 though)

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wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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There seems to be an odd correlation between enjoying grindy MMOs and enjoying grinding away at physical fitness. Incremental gains I guess.

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affiliate@lemmy.world
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hopefully there’s a statue of limitations on this kind of thing or else you still might be in trouble

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Slovene@feddit.nl
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Yes, Kramer, there’s a statue of limitations.

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JackbyDev@programming.dev
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You hear the dull thud of weights hitting a gym mat in the distance.

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TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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the buffest dude in my gym class wears anime shirts. Dude’s fucking awesome

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Themaskofz@lemmy.world
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My body building friend is EXTREMELY happy to talk about his wow life haha

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dubyakay@lemmy.ca
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Probably wintraded.

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lohky@lemmy.world
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I ended up playing with him for a while. Nope, he was just fuckin nuts.

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dubyakay@lemmy.ca
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Chadbro.

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ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Watch Golden Boy, that’ll cheer ya right up lmao.

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unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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You broke rules 1 & 2

  1. Be attractive
  2. Don’t be unattractive
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the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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An attractive person would still look dorky as fuck doing the Naruto run

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