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So did someone f**k a costco rotisserie chicken and this is how I’m learning about it?

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Hey, it’s better than the maggoty coconut…

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Her name was Margaret Thatcher and you ought to show some respect for the UKs first demonic prime minister

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I did not need that reminder in my life.

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May I remind you about the cum box? That nasty, crusty old shoe box.

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8 points

Is that Simon Pegg?

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Ah, yes! The coco nut

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I mean, who hasn’t at this point?

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7 points

I haven’t yet! So how was it?

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6 points

Listen, you don’t have to pretend here. This is a safe space.

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Thank you for the clarification. That was a very risky click.

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Oh, this is the JD Vance thing.

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Hoss, we’re in a Wayfair 3 piece faux leather sectional.

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This again! Are you trying to program this image into my long term memory?

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Sample Text

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Lisa needs braces.

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Dental plan

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This could have easily worked with ‘Homie, we’re in a Wendy’s restroom’, but somehow this version hits a little better haha! 👍

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I think this meme template is a bit like The Aristocrats; many tellings but it’s all the same joke. In this case, I think almost any back-and-forth text would work and would have it’s own “ew” factor, some worse than others.

A: I want to grow up to topple the proletariat!

B: Bro, we’re in a coconut.

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marginally better than a sock

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