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Reminds me of autism

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Autism is our natural state but for most people vaccines push it out of the body

(it was in the balls)

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Well now I’m picturing the poor SoB who got his mmr directly into the testicle

I don’t know who’d be in bigger legal trouble, the parent who let it happen or the doctor who’s batshot enough to actually do it

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I thought all balls were filled with microplastic these days.

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Autism is made of plastic.

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So my orchiectomy will remove my autism? 😭

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I don’t know that’s a pretty big word so I’m pretty sure that’s going to make you Jewish

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Actually it’s because they didn’t buy the premium emote as it was like a thousand V-Bucks.

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Babies are the most adorable things that routinely ruin your sleep isolate you from your friends eat your entire wallet and reward you by making you personally clean all their literal shit.

And some how when they grow up all you can do is wish you had your adorable scrunchietato back

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Missing commas aside, I agree.

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I had some extra ones laying around for you.

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When you put the table together but there are some extra screws

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I think the lack of commas is a stylistic choice, the unceasing torrent of negative words relating to the frantic nature of parenthood, dealing with one thing after another without pause.

If it’s not, then that seems like quite a happy little accident!

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I kinda was going for that just raising more and more and more problems until you run out of breath mid word kinda tone

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And some how when they grow up all you can do is wish you had your adorable scrunchietato back

Speak for yourself, fam. Parenting has only gotten better as they age for me. Every year has been better than the last. Granted, they are 8 and 11 so things might change at some point soon. Lol

I miss very little about them being babies. It was a miserable time, a study even showed that the year after the birth of a first child is worse for happiness than the death of your spouse.

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It’s starts to hit different once they begin formulating their own independent life. It’s just a big adjustment and takes a mental change to finding comfort while they’re absent.

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Isn’t this woman some sort of religious fundamentalist?

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She is religious, and writes opinion articles, so I wouldn’t take anything she says any more seriously than anything you read here.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Bruenig

https://www.theatlantic.com/author/elizabeth-bruenig/

This makes me think she’s probably not a fundie.

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-atlantic/

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