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Could somebody translate the post into text for those of us who use screen readers?

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I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.

There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.

12/30/22

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I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.

There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.

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This is a photo of a chalkboard with hand written text that says

First paragraph: “I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.”

Second paragraph: “There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.”

a handwritten date of “12/30/22” appears on the bottom right hand side of the chalkboard.

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That is a fantastic description. Thank you very much. And the joke itself is so bad, LOL.

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I’ll admit that it took me way too long to get it.

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Success! One chuckle an eye roll, and a head shake.

I think my wife only chuckled out of sympathy, though.

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Count it

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Won two three MUAHMAHHAHA. You know what I miss? Youreakas Castle my Jam.

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This is a photo of a chalkboard with hand written text that says

First paragraph: “I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.”

Second paragraph: “There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.”

a handwritten date of “12/30/22” appears on the bottom right hand side of the chalkboard .

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Where is this strange planet that has 30 months?!?

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I’ve never thought about this exactly, but I bet there are a lot of planets with 30 month years when compared to Earth’s orbit of the sun.

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the alien world of “USA”. I am currently stuck here. everything is backwards. please send help!

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